Saturday, January 26, 2013

FemDom Office Efficiencies

The President of our Female Led Business Unit was in to see me today for a quarterly update.  It's incredible how well they're doing.  I'm having a hard time finding fault with anything.  Productivity is far batter than our other units, the income statement seems to get stronger every time I look and Cora, the President really has things under control. 

Cora told me she wants to let some female employees work from home at least one day per week.  I asked her if she thought they'd be more productive, and if she thought there could be some slippage.

She insisted productivity would increase and if there were any slippage at all, she'd stop the perk immediately.  She told me she's already been very proactive, providing various techniques and pointers to the people allowed to work at home, so that nothing gets in the way of meeting their required deadlines. 

"Absolutely nothing" she added. 


Friday, January 18, 2013

Dirty, Nasty, Perverted & Kinky?

One of my favorite bloggers, Ms. Vanessa Chaland over at Fetish Furniture Factory, recently had a post entitled "Dirty Nasty Perverted Kinky Sex Links."  Pretty catchy title eh?

Anyway, if you haven't already you should definitely check it out. 

If you're reading this post there's likely a 100% chance that she's got something there that will interest you.

What else would you expect from a "Cuckoldress Extraordinaire?"

Shopping for Strap-ons

The first strap-on Debbie used on me wasn't worth a crap.  Figures, I'm the one that bought it.  It was sort of a plastic thing, hollow in the middle and of course shaped like a penis.  It was too pliable and its hollowness allowed it to just collapse when in use - not a good thing when it's being put to use on a virgin ass.

The harness was pretty useless too.  Definitely not made for the lifelike poundings that Debbie enjoys dishing out.  They're not savage or anything, but definitely much the same as a man would fuck a woman.  After all, in our case that's what it's supposed to be like anyway.

So the search for the right (if not perfect) strap-on  continued.  I did some shopping on my own, either on line or in person at sex or fetish shops but there was also some joint shopping ventures.  Those always proved more fruitful.

So over the years we've accumulated several "favorites" and they all seem to have the same general characteristics.  Basically, the more lifelike the better.  Debbie likes a cock with a nice mushroom head, so all of our favorites have that, some bigger than others.  They have to be firm but pliable, just like a cock is.  There has to be some "heft" to them - the weight of the strap-on should be commensurate with its size or even heavier.  According to Debbie, the extra weight makes it feel more realistic.  Colors don't always matter to her.  She has a couple of feeldoes that are colorful, some flesh colored dildos and some black ones.  It just depends on her mood. 

Most important - get a good quality harness.  Don't skimp on that.  Leather harnesses that fasten securely and can hold the strap-on in place are an absolute must.

Personally, I like the feel of the Feeldoe.  I've had the most powerful and submissive feeling orgasms with it.  It's also the strap-on that was in use when I finally got to experience my first orgasm while in chastity.  Here's a picture of my favorite:


Of course, my desires aren't usually taken into consideration.

Debbie and Karen use what they want on me.  And I just take it.  


I have to admit, it's often a pleasant surprise.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Kinky Evening Thoughts

Just sitting here waiting for Debbie to get home sipping on a glass of Shiraz...

I would say that more men become cuckolds as a result of their wives hooking up with their lovers in hotels than anywhere else.


Following up on my recent post about the FemDom Rx for the flu season.  Some subs just can't seem to follow orders, and need direct supervision and assistance to make sure they get their fluids.


Time for a refill. 

Flu Season - The FemDom Rx

It's flu season and Female Dominant will be the first to tell you that it's important that you:

1.  Get plenty of fluids

 

2.  Eat right


3. And unless you're under the weather, get regular exercise.


Friday, January 11, 2013

Lingerie Football League

I often disagree with the marketing gurus at my company and after a lengthy discussion, I typically acquiesce to their ideas.  Once in a blue moon, I don't and we make changes.  Most of the time they're correct and I'm wrong.  But sometimes, ideas are plain stupid.

Here's one of these ideas.

The Lingerie Football League recently announced that it's going to change it's name to the "Legends Football League."




In addition, according to one of the articles I read:

"As part of the rebranding, fans of the LFL can expect to see performance wear replace all lingerie aspects of uniforms and 'sexy female figures' on logos and designs to be replaced by brand new logos."
Who's the genius who thought of this idea?  I'm sure men around the globe are just clamoring to cover up those tight bodies with the same uniforms you see on Peyton Manning and Tom Brady.  Talk about a non-starter of an idea.

You can read two articles with different viewpoints here and here.

While they're at it, I have another suggestion.  Why don't they adopt real football strategy and beef up the offensive line to improve their running game.  Here's a few highly touted potential draft picks I just happened to see at the BBW Combine with a short scouting report on each:

This right guard has the potential to block two opponents at once.  Has surprising quickness, offers great pass protection and can cover plenty of ground.


Massive Melissa as she was called on her high school team definitely kept the opponents (and teammates at times) at bay.  Can play every position on the offensive line and has been known to play two or three of them at the same time with surprising effectiveness.  Tough to get around her on your way to the QB. 



And here's someone whose been called the prototypical LFL left tackle.  Protects the QB's blind side better than anyone.  Tough to get by or knock down. Loves to mix it up and get in your face.  Potential first round pick.



There you have it.  I'm also curious if the league has any openings for volunteer assistant coaches.  Better yet, I'd love to be a special assistant to the offensive line. 
As part of the re-branding, fans of the LFL can expect to see performance wear replace all lingerie aspects of uniforms and “sexy female figures” on logos and designs to be replaced with brand new logos.

Read more at: http://nesn.com/2013/01/lingerie-football-league-changes-name-to-legends-football-league-removes-lingerie-aspects-of-uniform/
As part of the re-branding, fans of the LFL can expect to see performance wear replace all lingerie aspects of uniforms and “sexy female figures” on logos and designs to be replaced with brand new logos.

Read more at: http://nesn.com/2013/01/lingerie-football-league-changes-name-to-legends-football-league-removes-lingerie-aspects-of-uniform/
As part of the re-branding, fans of the LFL can expect to see performance wear replace all lingerie aspects of uniforms and “sexy female figures” on logos and designs to be replaced with brand new logos.

Read more at: http://nesn.com/2013/01/lingerie-football-league-changes-name-to-legends-football-league-removes-lingerie-aspects-of-uniform/